Went to the customs office today to clear my parcels, then over to the farm. Almost lost phone, but kind Macdonald’s lady found it and gave it back to me. She’s butch by the way. I’ve always have had a wonderful impression of lesbians. I think they rock. Of all the lesbians I know, I have never come across a nasty one. I love lesbians and think that they are the most wonderful people on earth, gays, like self, are far behind. Our bitchiness and other strange side effects like materialism that come with the gay label, help proliferate jealousy and bitchiness, while at the same time not making us very much nicer and better people. Lesbians have the blasé and damn laissez faire attitude that I just love. Settled a lot of stuff at the farm like taking my inventory and sales, even as self claims to parents that self has come down with a debilitating sickness, therefore am not fit for school on this wretched SATURDAY at 345 pm for FOUNDER’S DAY.

If the teachers ask why I wasn’t at Founders day, I’d just tell them I was sick (believable as for the past week I’ve been keeping late days at school and that the previous nights’ guitar concert kept me outside till 1230am) so therefore I did not attend school. If they persist, I’d just get mommy to write some pretentious little note pertaining to my mysterious absence.

Essentially however, I feel that they should all go home and fuck themselves as they have no business asking me what I was doing when I should have been at the occasion. I'm not answerable. To hell with everyone. I do what I like. I do not have to fucking attend Founder’s Day so as to show that I love the school (don’t get me wrong, I adore RI), but just think founder’s day is really imaginary, all made up and utmost pretentious as we invite pretentious guests to grace the pretentious occasion under very temperamental (and pretentious) air-conditioning (read: baking) school hall. I shall not subject self to boredom, discomfort and let my adolescence and youthfulness tick away while I just sit there and stare pretentiously into thin air. I decline to attend any of such pretentious gatherings of pretentious people built on pretentious reasons and pretentiously held on a very unpretentious SATURADAY.

FUCK ALL, once more. regards.