Hey there, this is RYAN on another of his rants!!! Hellooo...16 < xy < 17. Person of immense emotional substance and maturity. However, lacks much in self discipline and control. Rather rash. Singaporean by birth, but not choice. a/j. HAPPILY ATTACHED to my boi!!! (I would like to first of all thank god, my parents....for my happiness and...) Impulsively adoptive and protective especially towards poor and small things like children and animals. FASHION SLAVE. Loves buying things (mostly useless, if not clothes...or plants) for self and others. Lives in a nice big house with a savage garden with his favourite heliconias and bromeliads and no radioactive stuff to send out radiation except a recently upgraded handphone. Recurring bitchiness can be suppressed by friendship, drugs, emotional blackmail and bribery. Effectively quadrilingual, english, chinese, french and foul language. Indulges in shopping, and acting in a way demeaning to his intelligence...ie. dumb. Hates homophobes bigtime. Eeee... He aspires to work with plants, in the advertising/fashion industry or in flight attending when he grows up. Me is most weird. By the way, I love making fwens!!!
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
I've been terribly busy with my work and have no time to translate my delusional and fleeting thoughts onto paper. I have only 3 things to say tonight.
1) suhas, your gay jokes and all the other mean things don't really bother me. I'm pretty much ok with it. Just don't bitch so much. It's not good for health.
2)chongren, yada yada yada... (in the words of mrs chan)
3)Paul Lagerstroemia. (no one in particular, rose of india...kind of like Karl Lagerfeld...), go fuck yourself. Enough said. (trying valiantly to mind my language, even it if meant talking about such a lowly and despicable yet huge entity. Your earthly weight astounds me and it'd be my pleasure to strangle you with my damn tie! opps...no further insults...you appalling fat bastard...)
Hey so this is what I've been up to in between pages of The Devil Wears Prada-my creative assignment for chemistry (copyright 2004...duh...It's 99% repharased and reworded anyway...and not creative...pardon my bad english, form and sentence structure...I'm really not in the mood...)
Name: Ryan Su (28) Class:4F Date:30/03/04
Chemistry Creative Assignment: Letter to Haber
Dear Mr. Haber,
You are such an inspiration. Your love and undying passion for chemistry is nothing but astounding.
The contributions you have made towards your country, Germany, and mankind can only be deemed as priceless. You solved the problem of reliance on the rapidly declining amounts of Chilean ammonia and we all owe it to you, and your friend, Carl Bosch. It was you who came up with the Haber process that revolutionalised the attainability of ammonia by making it from the cheap and abundant hydrogen and nitrogen gas, forcing them both, under high temperature, pressure and the presence of iron as a catalyst, to combine into ammonia. This would lead on to the manufacturing of explosives and fertilizers, both of which would eventually shape this world, in good ways and bad.
Germany you served with such loyalty and dedication during the war, settling the motor problems and also using the manufactured ammonia to produce nitric acid, which was important for the creation of chemical explosives and ammunition required for the war. Thus, Germany had a cutting edge above the rest as she was no longer dependent upon Chile and its bird droppings and would never have the chance to win the war.
So all in all, I must say that you are my hero, even if it meant that your life took a downward spiral a while after receiving the Nobel Prize. You loved your country and loved chemistry. What more can I say except for the fact that I think that you are just wonderful?
Yours sincerely,
Ryan Su
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PS: By the way, since you are no longer dead, why not come over to my school, on the sunny little island of Singapore, far far away from Germany and Switzerland to pay my Chemistry teacher, Mrs Kua, a visit. She gave us this assignment as a proclamation of her admiration of your work as she’s after all, your biggest fan and would definitely be thrilled if you dropped by. It would really make her day!
Posted at 11:13 pm by sujatabhatt
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