I went to watch the EYE 2 with Jonathan Kang just the other day and boy was I scared. Shit scared. I was terrified and totally freaked out. I started screaming frantically in the cinema (everybody else was petrified anyway) and even made the emotionless Jonathan Kang Teng Leng get the jitters…although he’d never admit it…he and his ego…Well anyway, it is definitely not funny…the movie that is, and not my behavior.

I really was anticipating for it to end. You put pregnant woman, dead babies and ghosts (all of which I am afraid of, except the pregnant women bit…until now…), and roll them into one helluva movie and you would get a scream fest. If I were Shu Qi’s character, I probably would go kill myself. It’s just horrifying…and the ghost were just dead scary. The music in the background was just creepy.

So, if you want to scare yourself to the verge of wetting your pants, the EYE 2 is a wonderful choice. Just be sure you get someone to cling onto…[Note to fag fwens: it’s a real plus plus if he is your boyfriend or otherwise and besides, the guys at the pool are the only peaceful part of the show…they were quite cute anyway. And remember, if you two are scared, don’t go and watch it. You’d probably both walk out…as I almost did.]

 Also, be prepared for the repercussions. I couldn’t eat and couldn’t sleep and couldn’t go pee and couldn’t go shower. I was really really scared. But I must admit-it doesn’t take a lot to scare me-only pregnant women, dead babies and ghosts…

One more thing, if you are pregnant or are thinking about becoming pregnant, never watch it. You’d thank me for that.