MY BL*G-by Ryan Su





Hey there, this is RYAN on another of his rants!!! Hellooo...16 < xy < 17. Person of immense emotional substance and maturity. However, lacks much in self discipline and control. Rather rash. Singaporean by birth, but not choice. a/j. HAPPILY ATTACHED to my boi!!! (I would like to first of all thank god, my parents....for my happiness and...) Impulsively adoptive and protective especially towards poor and small things like children and animals. FASHION SLAVE. Loves buying things (mostly useless, if not clothes...or plants) for self and others. Lives in a nice big house with a savage garden with his favourite heliconias and bromeliads and no radioactive stuff to send out radiation except a recently upgraded handphone. Recurring bitchiness can be suppressed by friendship, drugs, emotional blackmail and bribery. Effectively quadrilingual, english, chinese, french and foul language. Indulges in shopping, and acting in a way demeaning to his intelligence...ie. dumb. Hates homophobes bigtime. Eeee... He aspires to work with plants, in the advertising/fashion industry or in flight attending when he grows up. Me is most weird. By the way, I love making fwens!!!

   

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Revelations 101

I learn new stuff everyday, so here are the little morsels I've picked up today.

1. Thou shan't talk about Brazilian nor Bikini waxing of thyself when others are eating, especially straight guys.

2. Thou shalt banish the thought of buying a cerruti shirt at 50% off when the original going rate was $299, i reiterate. Its still like 150 bucks!

3. Thou shalt learn that the Botanic Gardens and being dressed to kill atre mutually exclusive events.

4. Thou shan't attempt to valiantly go up to black swans at the side of large ponds expecting them to acknowledege the presence of thyself and be eternally grateful for the concern of thou. It's like as if they would drown.

Posted at 09:56 pm by sujatabhatt
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